Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Cricket


Hit one
Yuck this guy has a very sweaty hand.I feel like I’m about to slip right through his hand and escape this disgusting feeling.WHOA Here comes that feeling weee I feel like I'm on a ferris wheel this is so much fun except for the part where the human lets go which is in three two one.AHHH I gonna die here comes the bat SMASH.Hey I didn't die and now I feel as light  as a feather.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  look at those puffy clouds I feel like I'm a bullet that just got shot out of a gun.It's so much fun until I smash into that tree right in front of me.AHHH BANG ouch that really hurt me I feel like I got a black eye wait but where are my eyes.Wow look at that action replay ouch that looks painful I feel sorry for that ball wait a minute thats me cool I’m on T.V.

hit two
AHH that’s nice just relaxing in the ball bucket waiting for someone to pick me hopefully that will be never.Hey there's a bowler coming to grab a ball oh no what if he grabs me.Oh please don’t pick me please don’t pick me.Wait I change my mind now I want to be pick because it's the last game of the season I think. YAYYYY he picked me. OK so here we go again hey this guy doesn't have a sweaty hand now isn't that just great. Yay this is my favourite part where I feel like a Ferris wheel WEE. Oh Oh AH H I'm so gonna die this time.SMACK AHHHH. Hey a soft landing that's quite different.Oh man I went into the stands hey put me down you freak oh come on I'm a cricket ball I bet you have a small backyard that is way too small to play cricket in.Then I hear the commentator say we need a replacement ball for next years season.Then I realise that my stitching has come undun well I guess that it’s the end of my cricket career so bye forever folks.